Tootie-fart

What is Tootie-fart?


1.

An exclamatory phrase commonly strung together whilst slapping ones own behind, and positioning ones hand behind the left or right ear depending on the situation. Sometimes a galloping motion may be added to the gesture as to escape the imminent criticism of the act.

Jim:"Hey bob, TOOTIE-FART, TOOTIE-FART, TOOTIE-FART-FART-FART."

Bob:"Wow, that guy is a horrendous faggot."

Jim: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU BOB, LLALALALALALA!"

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