What is Tootruth?
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A statement made in one’s presence, often in jest, which is intended to be an exaggeration but is, in fact, true.
The tootruth came out when I said I liked garlic and Samanta said “I’ll bet you got a lot of dates in high school”.
I missed my morning dose of Clonazepam and was pretty grumpy. When Blake said “Dude, chill, what’d you forget to take your meds ?”, the tootruth was told.
This chick at work was telling a story about how she was getting hit on at a bar and said “
OMG , nasty, why do hairy back fat guys always like me.” The tootruth is, I like her.
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