Toots

What is Toots?


1.

derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.

"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"

2.

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?

Her: And how!

See baby, slut, ho, chick, fox, tramp, whore

3.

1) A girl who rudely farts (or sharts) in her pants in a repetitive fashion.

2) The name given to any girl who is so unsuccesful that they convince themselves that their entire life is a lie and thus projects this onto every person around her.

3) A word also synonomous with slut or skank.

-That girl just farted in class, what a TOOTS.

-Shes just pullin a TOOTS again lying about all these scholarships.

-That girl took it in the face, shes a TOOTS.

See fart, toots, smelly, lies, girl

4.

crystal meth, otherwise known as batu

Sup brah you like smoke some toots ah you facka?

See crystal meth, batu, crank, twack, tweak


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