Tootsie Roll In The Valley

What is Tootsie Roll In The Valley?

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When your partner is on her back and you're titty fucking her, you accidentally shit on her stomach.

I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.

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