Tootsitramp

What is Tootsitramp?


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Tootsitramp is one of the four founders/houses in a Suethor's rendition of Hogwarts. When a Suethor creates a 14 year old sex goddess that makes every boy want her and every girl supremely jealous of her, that damned Suethor has created a Tootsitramp. If you're a boy, you want her. If you're a girl, you envy her with every fiber of your being until it comsumes you and you lash out at her for being so pretty...and if you're Hermione, Tootsitramp will beat you at any and all academics. This special breed of Mary Sue is most commonly known for turning every character in the HP fandom completely OOC (Out Of Character). Common Tootsitramp names are Candy, Candy, Mandy, Bridgette, Bella, Britney and Kristie.

Tootsitramp Sue: Oh, professor!

Professor Snape: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDY, YOU IMPUDENT MARY SUE! CRUCIO, CRUCIO, CRUCIO!!!

See harry potter, suethor, sparkleypoo, bitchiwitch, quanonraip


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