What is Tootstain?
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A tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft
Not to be confused with
Jane Doe: "fffffff"
John Doe: "What the hell was that, honey?"
Jane Doe: "I believe I just tooted!"
John Doe: "That sounded wet."
Jane Doe: "Oh damnit, it looks like I gave myself a tootstain."
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The opposite of bitch-slap. Performed exclusively by women, the object is to break a nose.
Get away from me or I'll dude-punch you..