Tootstain

What is Tootstain?

A tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft poop stain in the underwear, caused by a quiet fart.

Not to be confused with fartstain.

Jane Doe: "fffffff"

John Doe: "What the hell was that, honey?"

Jane Doe: "I believe I just tooted!"

John Doe: "That sounded wet."

Jane Doe: "Oh damnit, it looks like I gave myself a tootstain."

See tootstain, fartstain, stain, fart, poop, poopstain

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