Top Bollocks

What is Top Bollocks?


1.

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

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2.

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

3.

something, or someone that is the best in their company or position

shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?

assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him

drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks

barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it

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