Top Deck Edit Meaning

1.

Verb: "to top deck".

To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.

The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.

"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"

"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."

See topdeck, topdecking, top decker, upper-decker

2.

v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.

See tony blair, dreadnought, uri geller smeller, cherie, humf

3.

To defecate into the cistern of a toilet

"I just top decked my stepfather's toilet"

4.

1: Used as a term for luck in obtaining a certain card to keep you alive or to win the game.

- Originating in Magic the Gathering

Charlie is a lucky muther fucker. He top decked a thoughtcast and then double shrapnel blasted me for the win... wat a Top Decker.

5.

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"

See topdeck, dunny, wank, top, deck

6.

Another term for a person who's race is a mix of white and black; 1 parent is white, 1 parent is black. this word was founded after the chocolate top deck; white and black.

Ben is a top deck, he'll steal a car but then he'll return it.

See ben, whack, blite