Top Gear

What is Top Gear?


1.

The world's greatest automotive enthusiast program from the UK. Nobodhy can top it and the hosts Clarkston and Jeremy are amazingly funny.

The latest cars now come with F1 paddle shifters. If you can't afford it you can sell one of your legs because it works without a clutch" -Clarkston

2.

A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.

Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James Mayand Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).

Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see: feminist).

The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!

From Top Gear Presenters:

Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"

James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"

Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."

See legend, topgear, bbc, richard hammond, hamster

3.

Considered to be the greatest automotive magazine on television. It is broadcasted on BBC and ITV, and features the humorous Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond. Every episode includes a very strange comparison of vehicles (not necessarily cars), which shows how silly the producers really are....

Top Gear is my 2nd favorite show, next to Family Guy!

See car, magazine, top gear, bbc, itv

4.

A highly popular and widely pirated automotive TV programme, produced in the UK for BBC Two, and presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. The show is intended to be entertaining, developing running jokes and banter between the hosts, rather than focusing solely on the featured cars. This technique - combined with the perceived attractiveness of the three male hosts - has won it a female as well as male audience, both in the UK and abroad.

"Did you see Top Gear last night?"

"Yeah, that Ascari was classic. Isn't Richard Hammond really cute?"

See cars, uk, bbc, richard hammond

5.

a really really funny program about cars. It used to be all informative but now it is sooooooooo funny! plus its great if your into cars aswell

XD

person:i like top gear

uva person: i don't, its all about cars and i'm a bus person

person thats not either of the previous 2: doesnt matta! still funny

See funny, program, bbc, good, britain


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