What is Top Goom?
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To be the Foremost side piece of ass for someone in a primary relationship. However to become a Top Goom you must Jockey for position against many other Gooms.
If you are offered Top Goom position, it is advised to accept without hesitation if you truly want to be considered. If not delaying the decision could lose you the Top Goom status and all Top Goom rights.
pronounced Top Gooooooooooooom!
I am offering you Top Goom position. Is it done or what!
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Soft or hard rock usually accompanied by melodramatic lyrics sung in a constipated-sounding voice. Evolving from late 1990s rock singers..
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A man taking an other man up the arse.
(ploughing up the dirt track)
"he's a bit of an up hill farmer"..
