Top Hat

What is Top Hat?


1.

a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today

"Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat"

See hat, top, beanie, old, hats

2.

Euphemism for condom.

Jenny was very shy so she asked the health department nurse for a supply of top hats.

See condom, top, hat, euphemism, health

3.

The process of pushing flat the tip of an unlit cannabis cigarette or 'joint' so that the edges may be burned away and the twisted tip pulled clear to allow an easy light.

"Let me just top hat this and then you can spark it."

See top hat, top, hat, spliff, joint, weed

4.

Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.

" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"

See brain, skull, shotgun, weapon, violence, exit wound

5.

Oral sex while dropping a deuce. See also "blumpkin".


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