What is Top Shelf?
1.
When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet. This is usually done as a party prank or as a method of smiting one's enemies. It's a real pain to clean out, stinks like hell, and makes the toilet flush brown for days.
That guy wouldn't give me a beer at the party at his house last night, so I gave him a top shelf.
2.
Of high quality.
Theis drink has a premium price because it's made with top shelf liquor.
3.
The best of the best. Usually refers to where wine or liquor are kept in a specialty liquor store. The best stuff is kept at the top for display until someone needs it.
This Don P. is top shelf.
4.
When shelfing (or
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.
Dude: Here man shelf this.
Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.
Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)
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5.
Cream of the crop, of extraordinary quality.
The phrase is derived, not from the position of premium bottles in liquor stores, but their position behind bars. (as opposed to "well" liquors, which are stored in the bartender's speedrack well, and "call" liquors, which are popular but not displayed (and which must be "called").
Man, this Hennessey is top-shelf.
6.
Verb - The act of dropping a steaming dump into the water tank of a toilet. It's very important to replace the tank cover and leave the room as if nothing happened. Each future flush will reinvigorate the stench of slowly eroding water tank dump.
Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?"
Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"
7.
noun.
-anal sex with a woman.
While doing it doggy-style he pulled out his penis and decided to go top shelf.
