What is Top Shelf Dick?
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Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
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a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy
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