What is Top Tank?
1.
The act of defecating in the back tank of a toilet. The result is that whenever there is a flush, the bowl fills with tainted water.
Before I moved out, I top tanked the toilet in the master bedroom.
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2.
Taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. Holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. The only way that can be fixed is if a glass-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.
Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.
Norm gave Gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. He thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
He was wrong.
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