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When you have your girl on the bed naked you drop one on her chest and sit on it and rock back and forth just like a steam roller.
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Getting your wife drunk!
Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house...
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for those times that you read/see/hear something and your jaw drops and you follow by saying Oh my God. then you think about it and real..