What is Topaboss?
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-I am one of the 2 topaboss'es in this world. Basicaly it means I am better than anyone else. The title of topaboss can only be passed on to someone that topaboss chooses as a worthy person. The title stands for excellence in all ways, shapes, and forms, as well as purity of mind and soul. It is a perfect human being whose excellence is only surpased by its awesomeness. topaboss gets all the chicks, and hangs out in all crouds. However, he hates smoking anything other than drugs. he greatly supports norml .
-Other ungreatful people who are envious of topaboss's numerous talens tend to bend the truth and tell lies, but topaboss steps over any lies and beats the shit out of them and then parties hard with chicks.
"holy shit, topaboss beat us all in poker while making out with adriana lima and kristin kreuk at the same time, holy shit. Can i have your autograph?"
