What is Topcat?
1.
A person of infinite wisdom. The topman, the leader of the pack, the head of the herd. When all fails, turn to 'topcat' for advice and direction. Physically adonic, mentally Einsteinien.
we're in a right state here chaps, the chips are down. What on earth shall we do?
Ask 'topcat', he'll know exactly what to do and will lead us on...
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2.
He tries to be a friend of Fazzer, but everything he says just backfires in his face. Can't get a life, can't get a girl.
Dude, Topcat is a biatch!