What is Top-decking?
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A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
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something very hard to do. you can't bone someones mouth when their mouth is bone dry.
boy: wtf you whore why cant you make me cum..
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Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off In Real Life
ahhahahaha, Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off In Real Life..
