What is Top-decking?
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A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
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A Scottish curse word.
Often pronounced "Fanniebaws"
"stop kickin me ya pure wee fanniebaws!"
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a male/female ..
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Adjective: The effect or result of an act or event that is so un-fun that its suckiness retroactively contanimates all fun events caught..
