Topdecking

What is Topdecking?

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

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