What is Topeka?
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A word from the Kansa Native American word meaning: A good place to dig for roots.
Commonly confused as a good place to grow potatoes.
Topeka, pronounced tuh-peek-uh is the capitol of Kansas. It comes from the word topeka which is pronounced toe-peek-ah.
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The Kansas town that Superman's childhood home, Smallville, was based on.
Metropolis = New York City
Smallville = Topeka
If you're driving from the east coast to Denver the LAST place you can stop and get Starbucks and some CDs from Best Buy before driving several plus hours through wheat, cows, corn, dry grass and more grass. Then more grass.
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somewhere it is hot
It's hot in Topeka
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A city of around 120,000 people and also the capital of
Topeka is the capital of Kansas.
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Backwards, BackWOODS, what the $%##@ happened here!?
Topeka used to have a huge "mental" hospital. The Meninger Hospital closed it's doors and moved elsewhere, dispersing all of it's patients to fend for themselves on the streets of Topeka. I believe they must have started pro-creating and mingling amoungst the rest of the population, thus we have the overall mentality of this backwards, back-WOODS, slow cow-town called Topeka. If you happen to be in this town, take a good look around- the people all look the same, not caring about their appearance or the way they carry themselves. At first glance, someone would think, "Is this some kind of sick joke!? Something must've gone terribly wrong here..."
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Topeka is the capital of Kansas. Topeka has had a stagnate population of 120,000 people. Topeka attracts very little on account of careless citizens as well as a disorganized city government which is mocked by secular group of bigots known as the Phelps clan. Topeka also has one of the highest crime rates per capita in the nation. There is little to do in Topeka for young people as well as middle aged people who seek a night life. Topeka has no night life, very little culture, and very little reason for young people to settle there after college. The city also has a hard time attracting any young families. Shawnee, Kansas can attract young families where as Topeka cannot do such a thing. Topeka would have died out years ago if it was not the state capital. Can something similar be said about state capitals in general? If you live in the Greater Kansas City area or Lawrence, then there is no reason to ever go to Topeka. There generally is never a legitimate reason to visit Topeka unless you are interested in touring the capital building and seeing the World Famous Topeka Zoo, which now has to be maintained by the county. Topeka is devasting.
Student One: Hi, where are you from?
Student Two: Overland Park, and you?
Student One: ...Topeka...
Student Two: Oh...yeah Topeka.
Student One: Yes, Topeka of all places.
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