What is Topeka Destroyer?
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When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.
"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."
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when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.
She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer
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To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.
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something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking
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farting and pooping at the same time in a toilet
He took such a doo doo earthquake that he woke the neighbors up.
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