What is Toph?
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The female Chuck Norris
Toph pwns so hard it's an insult to the other characters.
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Toph, aka The Blind Bandit, is the earthbender who joins Team Avatar in season 2 of the Nickelodeon cartoon "Avatar: The Last Airbender" to teach Avatar Aang earthbending. Despite being raised as a fragile little rich girl, she actually has a big straight-to-the-point attitude, is very opinionated and occasionally a little selfish. At the end of season 2 she discovers she can also metalbend and may well be the only metalbender in the world. She fights a bit with the rest of the gang (particularly Katara). Toph's blindness is overcome by her earthbending, as she can see even the tiniest object by sensing the vibrations it sends through the ground. She can even feel heartbeats which makes her a human lie detector. Toph was the only one to stand up for Zuko when he wanted to join the team to teach Aang firebending because she could tell he was being sincere is his offer to help.
In a sense she can see more than her visually sound teammates.
Toph is easily the most talented earthbender in the world.
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The only reason to watch avatar
Without toph avatar would be as shitty as one piece or zatch bell(oh god what a bad show)cause shes blind and can kick most peoples asses oh yeah shes funny 2
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To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.
"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"
"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"
"Here's the apple."
"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
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a common nickname for the name Christopher
Due to the large amount of men named Christopher, Christopher decided to only go by Toph
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A straight up p-i-m-p, and the Godfather of BOCCE!
Sometimes Toph even lets the ladies touch it!