What is Tophat?
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Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.
"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.
OMFGZZZ what are you doing you complete and utter tophat!!!
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A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!
"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"
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The fetish of having small insects crawling over your genitals
dude i want to try Formicrophilia. Can i borrow your ant farm?
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a jew biscuit is another term for a bagel.
This jew biscuit is hard as a rock.
I've been eating this same jew biscuit for like an..
