Tophatter

What is Tophatter?

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.

JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.

Moan Pony

1. Partner, Boyfriend or girlfriend, fuck buddy, someone you have sex/hump with frequently. Where is your moan pony? I am not sure he sai..

Stompdown

1. Usage: V., N. The act of defecating in a shower and stomping it through the drain. " I heard Jason took a stompdown in his girlfr..

I Lied

1. Phrase most notably used by teachers as a replacement for "I was incorrect," or "I presented the wrong information (on pu..

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