Tophatter

What is Tophatter?

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.

JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.

Ef Ratio

1. A man's erect/flaccid ratio. Can be calculated using inches or centimeters, as the ratio will not change. A penis which is 6 inche..

Mary Fairy

1. Whenever it smells like pot, blame it on the Mary Fairy. "Why does it smell like weed in here?" "What? Huh, musta been ..

U.n.i.t.

1. Cop term for Unauthorized Nigger In Town (Suburb Cop on the radio) We have a U.N.I.T. in a black B.M.W. He's doing the speed limit..

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