Topher

What is Topher?


1.

(v) To make an object (usually one that is at first well-liked) hated by incessantly imitating, quoting, or reciting facts about said object.

(n) 1. One that follows another around consistently, going out of his or her way to be in your company. An exceptionally clingy object.

2. One that treats your personal space as his or her own.

Etymology: A well known person at MIT with the nickname Topher was notorious for doing these acts.

That Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard sure was funny at first, but then those jackasses with no lives tophered the thing right into the ground.

Sloppy boyfriends often make the mistake of tophering their relationships to their male friends.

The minute I got back online, that Topher noticed and called my house, inviting himself over for dinner. After the meal, he watched TV in the living room and farted on the sofa, proceeding to fall asleep there for the night.

2.

Nuff said folks.

Fan girl 1: "Oh my boobs, is that Topher???"

Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."

Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ<?:~{}{!"}£"%!!!"

Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"

*lots of squeaking and happiness*

See manwhore, tall, super, juice

3.

n. The other half of Christopher, an alternate for Chris.

SOme people call him Chris, but he prefers Topher.

4.

The latest popular item that everyone will want to have for the next week and then discard it once the new topher comes out.

Guy: Dude, have you seen my new iPod?

Chick: Pfft, fuck that. Check out my new Topher!

See cool, popular, hot, ipod, chapstick

5.

My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.

Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".

Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.

See topher, christopher, hot, babe

6.

V: To run something into the ground or fizzle out.

Johnny quit his job at ABC company to go to work for XYZ company. Shortly after , his career tophered and he was left jobless.

See topher, ruin, screwed up, destroyed, bombed

7.

Fetch, cool, or awesome.

a word that matthewlush .aka. gaygod came up with

"omgg Matthew Lush is toteffly topher!"

See matthew, lush, gay, god, omgg, toteffly


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