Topiary Edit Meaning

1.

1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes

2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair

Pete - I like your Brazilian

Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills

See muff, pubic hair, pubes, landing strip, bush, pussy, shave, vigina, wax

2.

A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.

That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!

See vagina, pubis, pubes, pubic hair, sex, unicorn

3.

n. a garden having shrubs clipped or trimmed into cool shapes especially of animals

i saw stow-serge in the topiary garden. then i threw up.