Topknot

What is Topknot?

Insult of the worst kind. Usually hideously ugly girl who wears her hair an inch above her forehead, normally in a polka dot scrunchy.

"a few inches higher and that'll be a topknot"

"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."

See top knot, scrunchy, eighties, hideous

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