What is Topless Iguana?
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(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked
(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of
1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.
2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!
3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
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