Toploader

What is Toploader?


1.

n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.

p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.

I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.

See I

2.

somebody who puts all the weed/cannabis in there end of the spliff/joint

You tight arse you've toploaded the spliff

See Dicko

3.

A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs

"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."

See wank, hand job, bishop, jizz

4.

prankster placing a fresh turd in the cistern of an adversary, then letting it festerunhindered

'I hear that dude is the phantom Toploader'

See rusty, badge, turd, prank

5.

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

See xander


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