Topnobber

What is Topnobber?

Someone who used to be a chav listening to garage at school but has now decided to wear Topman/Topshop clothes and listen to chart inde

do you remember tyson?

Yeah the cunt from school

Hes now a Topnobber in skinny jeans

See topman, topshop, nob, chav

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