What is Topo Mile?
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A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.
"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."
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A play on words for the fast food chain Jack in the Box.
Dude I ate a tone of Yak in the Box last night.
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