Toppage

What is Toppage?

Used to measure the size of a penis especially when giving a fellatio. One's penis must TOP the palm of the hand when gripping the penis at the base.

Man, that boy had NO toppage....it was as small as a Vienna sausage.

See penis size, fellatio, blowjob, handjob, size

Hofer

1. To take more than ones fair share of something. That guy is totally hofering all the pizza! See hog, steal, swindle, take, greed..

W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

Queefer Madness

1. a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef..

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