Toppies Edit Meaning

1. the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek. My girlfriend always k..

1. A set of circumstances too incomprehensiblly strange to either be real or manageable. "When I tried to contemplate the concept of ..

1. Reading a book and ejaculating on the cover to make it look better. Elvis died while on the toilet trying to Ejacuread on Thomas the Ta..