What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generati..
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The last name of Dorothy who is absolutely amazing, and very sexy. But she likes pickles. And that's gross.
Garrett: Dorothy Ladyz..
