What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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1. An actual party with rape involved
2. a large quantity of rape
3. Something that is just so awesome that you can't explain it..
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An alcoholic beverage which consists of one shot of Jack Daniels whiskey, one 12oz Natural Light beer, one ice cube, and a splash of ora..