What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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A caucasian male who tends to have irregular orgasms. May or may not be under the influence.
Regular Boy: Hey, man.
Orgasmic White Boy..
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When 50 asian girls get fucked my 10 or more guys and then they throw the cum at each other causing a fight.
My asian girlfriend and a ..