What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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Random Words:
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A soft and pudgy walrus-like man. (pejorative)
No Vanderhelm, you cannot have a cookie.
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adverb do describe something done in an agile and surreptitious manner; to be sneaky, stealthy, or covert.
I snuck in ninja style to ge..
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A Stray Cat in the Country that you see on a back road either in a ditch or crossing the road
We were on a Roadie and almost smoked a d..