What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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Faggot ass pussys who will never have shit on the key rats. Fuck all gables centaurs, and there fucking mothers. gables centaurs can suc..
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that sharp stabbing pain you get between your eyes when you eat too much ice-cream too quickly.
oh man, i had a 4lt tub of choc-chip ic..
