What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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A variety of moose found in Pample, BC. Often found in the presence of the pamplemouse.
We dare not disturb the pamplemoose while it i..
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An unsightly vagina.
Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace.
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