What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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An unspeakable act of raw power and primative force, in which, an individual plows the nearest warm wet hole with reckless abandon and n..
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I'm done whoring around.
girl to ex: "Stop wasting your time with those scalywags, and let me back in your life!"
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