What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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Random Words:
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EXTREMELY overused words. Most of which are 1337(leet?)speak terms, cliched insults that make people want to scream, and words that nerd..
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logan mahoney is a big gey jew. he eats matzas and has anal sex with moses.
Logan Mahoney: boyyyy do i wanna fuck moses in the bum!
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1. A phrase to express acceptance of the inevitable
2. An expression of genuine frustration.
Me: Are you getting drunk tonight?
You: ..
