What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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The act of wiping your ass after duecin' it, and your fingers rip through the toilet paper digging into your ass hole during the wi..
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Refers to an object that has become obsolete or is hardly used or hasn't been used in a long time. What is "kicking around&quo..
