What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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Random Words:
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To have your life taken over by the band, The Hives.
Ha, Sam and Hannah have been hivesenated!
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(noun) Someone who is a premature ejaculator
Boy - Hey baby you ready?
Girl - Yeah.
*bam*
Girl - What happened?
Boy - I finished.
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A good response to "how are you?" If you're really livin' the dream, hold your right hand up in a "rokk!" ..
