What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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Random Words:
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The lie your parents told you when your dog died.
Kid: Hey Dad where's the dog at?
Dad: Oh, he went to live on a farm.
Kid: Kewl..
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A game where a number of females slap each others vaginal area for 10 points a slap. You can be protected from getting slapped by taping..
