What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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Any activity which is bad ass and makes bitches tremble. < Look up Pamela Definition 3. >
Man: " I'm to busy involved ..
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to drink to excess
He was unaware of the danger that could come to him if he were to drink like a fish and as a result he almost succum..
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The act of Anal sex.
George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster..