What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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to want something, but know you cant have it.
therefore in some cases, you want it even more.
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an intense baby rash on your butt af..
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Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.
That bitch left he..
