What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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someone who is too good-looking for "cutie patootie" although they may be that as well, a guy who is really, really hot
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Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline..
