What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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An extremely attractive person.
Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another nat..
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the act of texting hot California girls repeatedly with no response in desperation for a good night
often results in not getting texted..
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Ebonics contraction of the phrase "See what I'm sayin."
Translation into American English: "Do you understand?"..