What is Top-shelf?
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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A way of representing gay or anal sex.
Peter: What'd you do last night?
Trent: (_)_) c==/_)_)
Peter: O I C.
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A person usually, female of gender and from New Jersey, who wakes up drunk, drops his or her pants and pees on the floor flexed over a c..
