What is Topshelfer?
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Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece..ace top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....
This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....
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The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.
I needed to check out his package, so..
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The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing it..