Top-shelfing

What is Top-shelfing?


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The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:

"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."

"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:

"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"

"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

See top, shelf, shelfing, toilet, poop, tank, stench


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