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One of those occurences in your life that you know is inspired directly by the consumption of copious amounts of Jägermeister.
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As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Pad..
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An extremely picky eater
Pregnant Woman: I don't want any of this! I want a tamale! With peaches!
Annoyed Husband: Geez, you&apos..