Torchmark Fattie

What is Torchmark Fattie?


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Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

See torch, mark, fat


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