What is Torf?
1.
someone who is skilled/good in bed
I slept with jimmy last night, he is one hot torf!
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2.
describes anything/anyone. Takes place of any noun.
I torfed the torf last torf.
While torfing my torf, I torfed upon my Torf's torf torf
3.
Used as a neutral word instead of
Would you like a torf with your happy meal?
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4.
torf aka clontarf is an area on the northside that is quite d4ish. it is not full of knackers like some of the other northside areas. most of the 16/17 year olds in particular are very d4ish. most of the houses are very expensive. many people would say that when dublin was being planned out, tallaght got mixed up with clontarf. other d4ish areas on the northside include malahide, howth, sutton, portmarnock
the torf, clontarf rugby club, many torf people go2 loretto and belvo
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5.
used to express a boring response. if your stuck with nothing to say.
Mel:...ANd that was my story
Cindy: Torf