What is Torfusion?
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The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food.
Jonesy suddenly found himself in a state of torfusion when the timer for his microwaved taquitos rang unexpectedly at the exact moment that his favorite scene of Lord of the G-Strings entered the TV screen.
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the extra fat surrounding, devouring, engulfing, or chilling next to a woman's vagina.
John: Your lower cooch sag makes me hungry...