What is Torfusion?
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The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food.
Jonesy suddenly found himself in a state of torfusion when the timer for his microwaved taquitos rang unexpectedly at the exact moment that his favorite scene of Lord of the G-Strings entered the TV screen.
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Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.
Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday...
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when a girl with tetanus gives you a hand job.
Last night I got a rusty palmjob.
See rusty, palmjob, handjob, palm, job, blow, hand
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noobie-cannon, a fucking niggerface
Venkat Papalu is such a noobie-cannon..
