Toritis

What is Toritis?

Man who misses a girl way too much. Being to far apart can lead to this, also lack of personal contact... ie: chatting on the internet.

Also deep contemplationof relocation to be near desired woman, and willingness to drive extened hours across state and country borders.

Did you hear about Martin? He drove all the way to Vancouver last weekend. Man he is suffering from some serious Toritis

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