Torkey Edit Meaning

1. A non-alcoholic beverage orignating from music stores, which is amazing. Goes well with a dry hump on ice. Hockekikikiwi and a dry hump..

1. a creature that was once believed to be mythical, but has recently surfaced in the mountains of the pacific northwest. It can be disting..

1. It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better! "Oh my Penis, we ..