Torkey Edit Meaning

1. A fake, orange-coloured tan usually achievable by heavy sunbed action and desired by many a WAG and celebrity I saw that Michelle Heato..

1. the application of hideous modifications such as huge stickers and wings, underbody neons, ugly pain jobs, etc. to finely crafted german..

1. To eat whatever you find under and between the keys on your keyboard. Man, I dare you to Zwog. I was so hungry i had to Zwog last nigh..