Torn Couch

What is Torn Couch?

Slang for a overweight womans vagina. The resemblence of a fat womans vagina to a couch with its stuffing hanging out is incredible.

Julie was so excited her torn couch was soaked.

See beef curtains, cunt, vagina, flaps

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