Tornado Wake

What is Tornado Wake?


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The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. When the girl's conscience gets the best of her the result is sexual frustration for you. The end result of hours penned up sexual frustration is as follows:

1. The girl falls asleep

2. The boys masturbates

3. The girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is hitting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)

4. The boy ejaculates directly into the girl's hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened

"I am going to hell. That bitch pissed me off so bad I invented something new--the tornado wake."

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