Toronto Maple Leafs

What is Toronto Maple Leafs?


1.

1) Toronto's NHL franchise.

3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time.

Common usage in conversation:

"The sky is blue."

"Water is wet."

"The Maple Leafs smoked the Sens."

See Janko

2.

The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!

There are a lot other teams who suck a lot more than the leafs, so why don't all you haters go waste your life and obsess over that? Oh right, it's because you're jealous of the LEAFS. No one hates "losers" that much. Get a life. GO LEAFS GO!!

3.

A team whose fan base has all the arrogance of the New York Yankees nation, loving a team that is quickly becoming a band of loveable losers (like the Chicago Cubs...). 1967 is a quickly fading memory. A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity, given that they havent made the playoffs the past two seasons. All this from a city which has about as much soul as Des Moines. In Leafs fans minds...they would say they have a World Class hockey team. Most clear headed people know better.

Toronto Maple Leafs Nation..See Websters definition of "false bravado".

See mediocre, toronto, arrogant, ontario

4.

NHL Franchise, loved within the GTA, disliked by the rest of Canada. Known best for clogging up Hockey night in Canada with bad games and consitantly losing to their thier long rivals the Senators.

"hey is the canucks game on"

"No its reagional coverage so the best we get to see is the Toronto Maple Leafs"

"god damn, i feel like i just got a sutherland"

See nhl, hockey, sutherland, gta

5.

One of the Original 6 teams in the NHL. The Toronto Maple Leafs have lots of fans despite the fact that the leafs havent won the cup since like 1967 or something and probably won't win the cup again until around 2067 because when it all comes down to --Skills-- they aint got em. Theyre players are to old they get bodychecked once and collapse or they are small pansies and get thrown around like a --PersonalRagdolls-- to Zdeno Chara or anyone from the sens

The Toronto Maple Leafs don't have many skills and when they start to lose they attack the opposing teams bench or sucker punch someone because they're jealous that person can score.

See crappy, babies, old

6.

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"

"1967"

"Wow, that's a long time ago"

"No kidding"

See hockey, suck, balls, semen, bush, toronto, terrible, warcraft, world, the, cow

7.

Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.

I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.

And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!

Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.

See leafs, sens, chokers, buds, spring


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