What is Torpedo?
1.
To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.
He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.
2.
When a Man runs full speed while erect into a woman bending over. (completely random girl)
yo man, i torpedoed some chick last night, too bad i missed. Now my dicks real fucked.
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3.
A long turd.
Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.
4.
A half-
I have a black cherry torpedo in my room waiting to be drunk.
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Incarceration Term-
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.
Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.
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Verb. The act of placing a can of beer to the mouth, up-ending it, puncturing the side which now faces up, and squeezing the contents into the mouth to ensure a sub-4second finish, which consequently ensures a medium-to-high probability of inebriation occuring in the not-too-distant future.
>The cops are onto us, we gotta get rid of this beer!
>Quick, everyone torpedo them!
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Verb: when a woman KNOWINGLY rubs her breast(s)against a male "accidentally" for effect. A form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. Often done "innocently" on dates when you like him.
"If you Torpedo Derek there's no way he'll be able to ignore you any longer."
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