Torpedo Turd

What is Torpedo Turd?


1.

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

See torpedo, turd, fart, dump, gas


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