What is Torpedoes?
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1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.
2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...
2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
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