What is Torpey?
1.
An Aussie slang for a "torpedo" kick. When kicking am oblong ball (i.e. gridiron ball, rugby ball, Aussie rules ball), it means to have the ball spin along it's longest axis, thus providing fantastic aerodynamics. Plus it looks pretty cool.
(in sports commentators voice) "Oh, a beautiful torpie there bounces into touch."
2.
A very odd person, who over uses the words such as "Goose" and "Goober" etc
Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.
"Torpey!"
"You're such a Torpey for saying that"
"Stupid twat = Torpey"
"Come on Torpay"
3.
Der Best in der West
Torpey pwns yo mama's asssss
Random Words:
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1. a loser; a square
2. literally; someone who is drinking juice or a soft drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol
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a termed used when you and your mate are very drunk (do not try if about to pass out drunk) the switch over is when you your making out ..