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farting into an open vagina while lighting it on fire.
I blind folded my girlfriend and said "open up" but instead I bent ove..
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is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in.
common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom.
Last ni..
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The inability to spend your money, or use money responsibly.
Girl: “so I bought another shirt today…it was only $300.00”
Guy: “wow you..